Désirée Nosbusch
Nude

There is no higher honor for a German actress than to record a song with “Der Kommisar” himself. Désirée Nosbusch proudly sang with the man who rocked us Amadeus, Falco, on the song “Kann Es Liebe Sein”–but we, of course, are more likely to go insane for her kanns. Désirée first got us desirous with some full-frontal flaunting in her debut in Nach Mitternacht (1981) where she flashes all three B’s getting out of a man’s bed and opening a window for a little post-D vitamin D. We were huge fans of her work in Der Fan (1982) which got guys even harDer than they thought was possible, with plenty of Nosbusch, boobs and a bit of der fanny. We had serious morning wood seeing her eat breakfast topless in the comedy Questo e quello (1983), which translates to “this and that.” She closed out the ’80s with skinematic appearances in films such as Die Klette (1986), and had us unable to let go of our hard-ons, let go of our heads in Good Morning, Babylon (1987). Désirée also ditched her clothes for a 1985 episode of the HBO series The Hitchhiker. First, she plays coy in a sauna, but eventually let’s the lucky fella who enters play with her hangers. We give the scene a big thumbs up! She’s been staying clothed in recent years (although we’re holding out hope for more spank bank material from her Hulu show, Bad Banks), but the outspoken radio host and Euroactress has stayed busy with plenty of scandals–including a sordid case where her sixty-year-old lover was murdered by his son. We’d be upset if our father was getting to dick a dame like Désirée too.